Would you like sugar in your tea . . .

Welcome to Christine's Tea Room. Come on in a moment. Relax. Stop rushing around. Whatever you were about to do can wait. Pour yourself some tea--no, no, not in that big ugly mug. Take out the pretty little china cup that you haven't used in ages, the one with the bright pink rose and gold trim.

Now tell me what's on your mind. Is the job driving you nuts? Are the children out of control? Do you want to talk about spicing up your love life? We can talk about anything here. This is a place just for us. But let me tell you this. Your love life is not going to get any better until you stop letting everything else intrude on your time alone with your man.

So, would you like another scone? Don't worry about your hips. That softness is sexy.